Speedy Gonzales by The Warlocks
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"SP.GONZALES /TWL",8,1: SEARCHING FOR SP.GONZALES /TWL LOADING READY. RUN - HI AGAIN AND WELCOME TO THE SECOND PART! - WELL, OF COURSE I WANNA WISH U ALL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND I HOPE U ALL GET AN AMIGA AND A PAIR OF SOCKS AND A HOME-MADE SWEATER FROM YA NICE GRANDMA - .AT LEAST I WILL NOT HAVE TO BUY PRESENTS AND ALL THAT SHIT, AND I ALSO DON'T HAVE TO GO HERE IN SWEDEN IN THIS POLAR-NIGHT (DARK AT 16 O'CLOCK) COZ I'M GOING AWAY TO CEYLON THE 24:TH. IF I SURVIVE THE SNAKES, SPIDERS, MOSQUITOS, SHARKS, BARRACUDAS, PIRANHAS, WARS, CANNIBALS AND THE REST OF THE ABOUT 1F.000 - WAYS TO DIE THERE, I HOPE TO BE HOME THE 9:TH OF JANUARY. WHEN I GET HOME I WANNA SEE MY MAILBOX TOTALY FULL OF DISKS, SO SEND ONE TO ME. I SEND THE HOTTEST AS FAST I GET THE DISKS (REMEMBER: DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I WON'T ANSWER DIRECTLY AS I'M 1 - 0= KILOMETRES AWAY FROM HOME.) - SOME NIGHTS AGO I WAS AT A BIG "DRUGFREE" DISCO ON THE LUCIA NIGHT. WELL, OF COURSE THE DISCO WAS ARRANGED JUST BECAUSE THE HORRIBLE YOUTHS SHOULDN'T DRINK ANY BOOZE. OH! THE DISCO WAS VERY DRUGFREE - THEY JUST HAD TO CARRY OUT A GIRLIE I KNOW, COZ SHE HAD GOT A BLACKOUT (NOT SO HARD IF U SMUGGLE IN 75 CL 40% IN HAIR-SPRAY BOTTLES WHICH AREN'T EVEN EMPTY OF HAIR-SPRAY.) SHE ALSO THREW UP AT THE CARPET - LATER AT THE NIGHT I HAPPENED TO SIT DOWN ON A SMOKE-MACHINE AND THE FUCKING SMOKE-MACHINE HAPPENED TO START WHEN I SAT THERE. TALK ABOUT FRYED ASS - *5 BEST FILM THIS WEEK: - THE SUPER-NURDE - WHAT DO U THINK OF THIS MASTERPIECE OF MUSIC MADE BY THE MUSIC-WIZARD HIMSELF (ME) IN 10 MINUTES - OH NO! DON'T BE WORRIED. IT WAS MEANT AS A JOKE! I'M ABOUT AS GOOD AT MAKING MUSIC AS YOUR 95 YEAR OLD GRANDMA IS AT FUCKING - NOW IT'S THE LAST WEEK AT SCHOOL AND EVERYTHING IS LOVELY. AT THURSDAY EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO GO HOME AT 11:30 EXCEPT MY CLASS, AS WE ARE GOINGTO CARRY CHAIRS AND TABLES TO 13:00. I JUST LOVE IT - NOW THE TIME IS 23:00 AND AS THIS ISN'T MEANT TO BE A LONG TEXT I'M GONNA STOP NOW,SO WARP IT GUYS - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - RELEASED SOMETIME IN CHRISTMAS'87 - FTA OF - - - - - - - PRESENTS: 'SPEEDY GONZALES!' RELEASED SOMETIME IN CHRISTMAS'87 PRESS SPACE - - HHHHHHPPPPPP - WHAT A SHIT-DEMO... JUST A BORDERSCROLL AND A BORING SOUND... ^_^_^_^ LET'S KILL THAT FUCKING PIECE OF BORDER ABOVE THE SCROLL.... 3 2 1 ..... YEAH!!! - ^_^_^_^ BY THE WAY... IT'S FTA OF TWL SPEAKING!!! OH, YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE TO LOOK AT?????? WELL, HERE YOU HAVE!!!! - ^_^_^_^ NOW, AT LAST I'M ALOUD TO REST.... BUT!!!! AIN'T YOU BORED OF HEARING THIS FUCKING SOUND???? YOU WANT A SONG???? OK! - AND PERHAPS SOME MORE SPEED??? - PHEW!!! NOW LET'S BEGIN WITH THE TEXT. (YOU WON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS INIT AGAIN.) ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ WELL, AS I SAID IT'S FTA OF TWL SPEAKING AND I BURPED UP THIS LITTLE DEMO TO WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS... I ALSO HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MY SWAPPING-BUDDIES (LOOK IN NEXT PART). ^_^_^_ EVERYTHING IN THIS DEMO EXCEPT THE MUSIIC IN THIS PART WAS MADE BY ME... I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MADE THE SONG. ^_^_ TONIGHT I'LL PROBABLY GO TO SOME FIESTA, COZ TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY AT SCHOOL. I JUST LOVE FIESTAS WHEN THEY'RE NOT IN MY OWN HOME. THE LAST TIME I HAD ONE AN ARMCHAIR BROKE BECAUSE A COUPLE PRACTICALLY TRIED TO FUCK IN IT. I HAD TO MEND IT MYSELF... ^_^_ WELL, HERE THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SOME GREETINGS, BUT I COULDN'T GET IN TOUCH WITH TRIAC AND I'M TOO TIRED TO WRITE ANY GREETINGS SO NOW I'LL STOP WRITING... SEE YOU IN THE NEXT PART!!! - - HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - RELEASED SOMETIME IN CHRISTMAS'87 - 2'SPEEDY GONZALES!' - !RELEASED SOMETIME IN CHRISTMAS'87 - WHAT A SHIT-DEMO - ' JUST A BORDERSCROLL AND A BORING SOUND - 8LET'S KILL THAT FUCKING PIECE OF BORDER ABOVE THE SCROLL - ^_^_^_^ BY THE WAY - .9 IT'S FTA OF TWL SPEAKING - ) OH, YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE TO LOOK AT - ?5 WELL, HERE YOU HAVE - >NOW, AT LAST I'M ALOUD TO REST - . AIN'T YOU BORED OF HEARING THIS FUCKING SOUND - ?1 YOU WANT A SONG - AND PERHAPS SOME MORE SPEED - NOW LET'S BEGIN WITH THE TEXT. (YOU WON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS INIT AGAIN.) - WELL, AS I SAID IT'S FTA OF TWL SPEAKING AND I BURPED UP THIS LITTLE DEMO TO WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS - I ALSO HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MY SWAPPING-BUDDIES (LOOK IN NEXT PART). ^_^_^_ - EVERYTHING IN THIS DEMO EXCEPT THE MUSIIC IN THIS PART WAS MADE BY ME - ! I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MADE THE SONG. ^_^_ TONIGHT I'LL PROBABLY GO TO SOME FIESTA, COZ TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY AT SCHOOL. I JUST LOVE FIESTAS WHEN THEY'RE NOT IN MY OWN HOME. THE LAST TIME I HAD ONE AN ARMCHAIR BROKE BECAUSE A COUPLE PRACTICALLY TRIED TO FUCK IN IT. I HAD TO MEND IT MYSELF - ^_^_ WELL, HERE THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SOME GREETINGS, BUT I COULDN'T GET IN TOUCH WITH TRIAC AND I'M TOO TIRED TO WRITE ANY GREETINGS SO NOW I'LL STOP WRITING - .9 SEE YOU IN THE NEXT PART - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -